I'm FINished with these puns! So keep it quiet… I've got a haddock.

@Dikachu:disqus or seconds!

Then the fish says, "I ain't never been beholden by no human."

"All the best movies are unfilmed." ~Oscar Wilde

If Layne Staley had died at sea, or had been buried at sea, Ms. McCallum would be entitled to 16% of profits generated by any tracks recorded at (or under) sea, or any performances staged at (or under) sea.

She should be entitled to 100% of the profits generated by Layne Staley's plot at the cemetery. She should set up a hot dog stand there.

They should give her 16% of all the tickets to each show. Then she can sell them herself.

Would the lady perchance prefer a genuine, giant Turkee leg with a RealBone™ inside? And thou must chooseth between sweetened and unsweetened Gold Peak iced tea!

Just tell me about Rhino's horny

I think she's in the shop, having her name re-engineered AGAIN.

[excitedly inserts coin]

More like Alan Tudyk in a tight shirt with a spear through it. How 'bout giving a kitten a curb-job next time, Joss?

HULK NEED DOUBLE-ROLL

In 2014, Joss Whedon brings the Team to the cinema…

Seems like they could've afforded some hair plugs, too.

I can't wait to see the unaired episodes after this is cancelled in early 2014!!

"Chef Gordon Ramsay will bust these youngsters' cherries… over a flaming dish of mangos and chocolate pot de crème."

"The brains leakin outta me cracked head are rarhhhwerrahhhh!"

You clearly aren't a 8-to-13-year-old ingenue chef with a fresh and distinct point of view so get the #$@&!! out of my kitchen!

Just the girls.