He needs to get out of his shell, if you ask me.

That really sounds like a Milhouse quote!

To be fair, turtles have difficultly on slippery slopes.

"Okay, hands up, who wants to play a Ninja Turtle in a feature film?"

"Stellar" as in the fleet's best space pilot, Stellar Starsgård

Thanks @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus , yes, Stone Tape is on Amazon instant. Hard to believe!

Via what medium did you see "The Stone Tape" and how can I see it too? Also, did you see the TV version of Snowman (and how can I see that one?). Thanks for your help!

[crazed warbling from Yoko Ono]

Just looked up Willet's Point. @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus is right: http://wirednewyork.com/wp/…

That's the same reason that I didn't like Heart-Shaped box.

@avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus I know what they do, and they're wackos. Nothing's worse than winter-dry-skin-on-winter-dry-skin.

I read all of that. Wow.

I've still got my collection of vintage, handmade "Garfield Without Garfield or Jon or Odie or Nermel or Anything But Arlene and @avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus 's Ejaculate" comics.

Only a weirdo would have sex in whatever ice-cold, low-humidty place that skiing happens.

Seth Meyers enunciates a little better than Fallon. That's how you tell the difference.

Lukas Haas, please paas the Häagen-Dazs.

Those areolae aren't going to describe themselves.

@avclub-843f7125a533748d5477271f8eebd9b1:disqus the whole Bible is fan fiction

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus I'm pretty sure that's a goat

They have good food to eat in Europe, you know.