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The Best of Sterling Hayden
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Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL? 
HAL: Eh, uh, no. Eh… parles-tu français?"

Poltergeist IV: "Curse-Free Since 1988! 2010!"

Poltergeist IV: "Curse-Free Since 1988! 2010!"

"This Time, Jaws Needs Braces"

"This Time, Jaws Needs Braces"

Directed by Jeff Lieberman!

Directed by Jeff Lieberman!

"Mad Max never had gills."

"Mad Max never had gills."

Poltergeist III: "For Fuck's Sake."

Poltergeist III: "For Fuck's Sake."

Speaking of nuns, Back in the Habit is essentially tagline and title in one.

Speaking of nuns, Back in the Habit is essentially tagline and title in one.

the girl survives

the girl survives

"Jake Gyllenhaal's character always caught the train On Time. And he was always In Time to flirt with some lady played by Michelle Monaghan. But now, he's Back In Time to relive the plot from Groundhog Day over and over and over again… only This Time, the movie is a giant piece of shit."

"Jake Gyllenhaal's character always caught the train On Time. And he was always In Time to flirt with some lady played by Michelle Monaghan. But now, he's Back In Time to relive the plot from Groundhog Day over and over and over again… only This Time, the movie is a giant piece of shit."

tl;dr

tl;dr

Seriously. Xenophobic much, @avclub-45d15693cb729fefc030a41d117da9c1:disqus ?