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Malfunctioning Eddie
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Here, try this squirt bottle. I use it to keep my cats off the counters, it works pretty well.

He sounds neat.

Dirk Gently?

Must have been one of those accelerated programs.

I love the Junip cover of that song so much.

We respectfully disagree.
- the fine folks that bring you Hormel Black Label Bacon

Wrecking Ball is such a good album. All My Tears does it to me, especially the alt version.

I don't like thinking that at all.

They were just out of the wrapper, not actually used, but this site insists on always referring to them as used, which has a much more disgusting connotation.

That's…strange.

Damn, I thought we'd finally moved past this.

I think I missed the SJ one when it came through town, despite being super excited to see it, unf. I've probably said it before, but there's a Charles Bradley doc on Netflix that is totally worth watching. You can't help but want the best for the guy after watching it.

…hence booze as a painkiller

That's nothing to worry about.

Read that Charles Bradley has stomach cancer. So now he and Sharon Jones, two of Daptone's standout artists are both fighting the disease. Both are incredible musicians with heartwarming backstories, and now that they're living out their dreams they're both pretty sick. Really sucks.

Wood apes.

fartist.

About a month ago, in the bathroom at work, someone was shitting in the stall next to the urinal I was using and they had a literal shit storm. Some shit sprayed out from under the stall wall, landing inches from my foot, and sprayed along the back wall.

Mid season 7 of Deep Space Nine. Show is winding down with a whimper set to show tunes. I can't stand the Vic casino stuff. Some of the standalone episodes are ok, but knowing there's not much show left makes them feel like missed opportunities.