Fact checkers give this statement a rating of pants on fire.

Are saltwater taffy reserves still holding strong?

Today?

Definitely needed more bass solos. He should have used Seinfeld-esque riffs to segue from topic to topic.

Clearly, she has the brainpan of stage coach tilter.

When I was just 8 I thought Ewoks were great. Those were confusing times.

Seemed like a natural to air alongside It's Bonnertime.

I really liked the split screen view. I could only take a few small doses though. Trump is just such a boob.

Nice, I will gladly watch the Tick. Still hoping they smooth out the suit a bit though.

Love Todd's 'It’s a classic T look…' line.

I was super excited for this premiere, but I couldn't get past the singing, had to change the channel. Seems like they rely too heavily on songs lately.

Yeah, now I know this shit exists. I was happier before.

I just noticed that the SNF intro montage features a selfie stick, that's hilarious.

That's the way FREEDOM talks, right after shotgunning a Budweiser America.

Tell me Shaq, how you makin that paper?

They also said 'no' to a costume version of me. Pasty / translucent white with tons of freckles.

She's on some terrible couples game show thing, and from what little I've seen she seems to do well in that kind of setting. The show is pretty much unwatchable, but she's decent.

Do Apple haters really content that the iphone hasn't changed over time? Is that a thing?

Anyone had the Snörkel? Is it worth trying?

Grave Encounters? I don't get it.