Your radioactive monster count by gender may be off.

He definitely impregnated a woman in some comic I used to have.

Doesn't Godzilla lay eggs?

No jokes!

No chocolate frosted sugar bombs though.

And haven't we already had cliff bars in this feature / ad before?

Jet pack > mom jeans.

"This leaves young Jean-Ralphio to be raised by Steve’s never-mentioned, medical school-attending brother."

I can't stand that episode. I always skip it when rewatching.

Swimming in a large vat of red sauce and eating all the meatballs?

Wow, just now realized that it is not.

"act", yes.

Mike Meyers must be up there.

Now I can make my own KFC suntan lotion.

I'd be too scared to see what might peer back at me from that tiny opening.

They prefer to be called sons of the soil.

He's asking a lot of those bottom couple snaps.

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Gone, gone the form of man?

Wow, that's terrible. I had no idea.