Add the fact that my house was built by stupid people, and nothing ever goes smoothly.

I tried to replace my exterior storm door, but it's not the right size, so what should have been a simple task is now going to be a lot more work. Yes, yes, they're all standard the Lowe's man said. Ass.

My bookie usually doesn't laugh like that when I place bets.

So when the bomb bird explodes, is it dead?

Where is AV7X fan?

Who wins the Sox game tonight? I don't have time to tune in.

His name is Benjamin Franklin Gates? Good grief.

Seeing this piece side by side with the GoT image on the home page just reinforces how bad the character design for Apocalypse is.

"Nothing better than unboxing a new bottle."
Great, then you just unbox it and I'll drink it.

Hey, Dragonlance ref!

Yes?

I thought it was just Count.

I did not know his name was Count Von Count.

Describing 'cardboard skills' as 'awesome' really bring that statement to another level.

Dickety? Highly dubious.

I like the onion on your belt.

Have you ever gone to one of their burger joints? I have not, and I aim to keep it that way.

Billy Everyteen?

More Wahlbergs? Come on.

Her original custom definitely left more covered than exposed, the decision to have her pretty much naked in the movies feels pretty tacky.