I imagine the opposite… the brave peeps venture into a store and open the wrong box. Suddenly they're attacked by a lithe, powerful monster that can spit acid and devours them one by one.

The New Yorker had a nice article by the Into Thin Air guy… deaths have really decreased in the paying climbers, because they have more oxygen tanks and drugs.

So, if everyone from Keeping up with the Khardasians went up there, statistically, how many would come back?

Ha, yeah. The sad thing is, the same thing is probably true of the heroes. If Reed Richards didn't spend all his time dealing with Doom and Galactus, he could probably fix Ben Grimm's face.

Especially when the real problem is the content providers. All Amazon and Hulu seem to do is poach a few things from being on Netflix, rather than getting a significant boost in previously unavailable content.

Yeah, most of the time, a long stretch of nothing happening isn't 'meditative'. Its wasting my time. Especially when the film was 2hrs long…. seriously, you can make a 90 minute movie, its okay.

Ah right… I don't think I saw the two of them back to back, but that makes sense.

I still am amazed the Joker could store his personality on a chip. He could have really advanced science if someone could have convinced him it would fuck with Batman.

Nah, the rebooted Dawn of the Dead was out a year before and had its own crazy zombie hunting cars. And I'm sure some other zombie movie did something else before that.

Thank you… I think my biggest fear about Under The Skin is that it would be like BTBR. I couldn't even get half way through that movie without shouting at it to just DO SOMETHING.

I'd really love to see just and episode of The Clock King doing his research before he struck. Lots of menacing clicks as he started and stopped his stop watch.

Oh yeah, but he wasn't the same afterwards. He stopped disappearing into roles.

Its a shame they didn't just open the whole thing up for the Series Finale. One of my favorite things about the ending of Fringe is that they took all the old super weapons from prior episodes and just dumped them on the bad guys at once.

You have to imagine Jesus's powers were significantly less showy than Moses because there were enough people around who would have said "Hey, I would have remembered if someone had turned a river into blood."

Santa thinks with Portals.

Your first paragraph is pretty much what I tell people to explain to them why I don't believe in a soul.

I think I liked Diary of the Dead best out of the last 3, since its plot didn't hinge so much on weird post apocalyptic zombie society that didn't seem to make a whole lot of sense. Oh God… and Land of the Dead's final moments of "Let's live and let live with the flesh eating zombies…." I'd forgotten how angry I was…

Google Image Searches I wouldn't do for 100 Alex.

Later he's strangling an angel with a harp string "Forgive me Father, I lied"

Captain Jack Sparrow happened, savvy?