When I met Jon Voight whilst working at a shop in London a decade ago, and before I was aware it was well known, he was a weapons-grade tool… he even started speaking to me by saying "I'm Jon Voight…" and then proceeded to get mighty rude on discovering that the complete speeches of Winston Churchill wasn't available…

I agree. Whilst not being bad, it did whizz by without me registering too much.

I agree. Whilst not being bad, it did whizz by without me registering too much.

You an yo mudda

You an yo mudda

Check out the UK original if you can… it's fucking fabulous

Check out the UK original if you can… it's fucking fabulous

"How do you get this damn thing to recline!!??"

"How do you get this damn thing to recline!!??"

Barbican, London. Classy! I'm in… haven't seen them in ages. Wonder if they'll bring the roulette wheel?

Barbican, London. Classy! I'm in… haven't seen them in ages. Wonder if they'll bring the roulette wheel?

Of course…accepted, that is very true.

Of course…accepted, that is very true.

Even makes me want to go outside and *shudder* do something "active"

Even makes me want to go outside and *shudder* do something "active"

God… Hollyoaks… for you guys who aren't acquainted, it is the utter dregs of television. It is where Courtney Stodden would've gone for TV work if she'd been British. Fucking awful.

God… Hollyoaks… for you guys who aren't acquainted, it is the utter dregs of television. It is where Courtney Stodden would've gone for TV work if she'd been British. Fucking awful.

Direct your funboy regions to Connie Britton

Direct your funboy regions to Connie Britton

She's looking a bit more, er…. top heavy than I've ever seen her. Though the last time was in Heroes when I was hurling abuse at the screen.