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"Craig T. Nelson, make me laugh…"

Some MAD Magazine reader pointed out the inconsistency in their estimation of JoBeth's early '80s assets.  In the Kramer vs Kramer satire, when the kid sights her nude form heading to the bathroom, he wonders how his dorky dad managed to score a "10" — but by Poltergeist the usual gang of idiots dismissed her as a

Corpse-ridden swimming pool sludge.  Who wore it better?

@avclub-f9c2801a33e8b736477d9b364dab1130:disqus the "Peter File" character was a boyfriend of Jen on The IT Crowd

"I ran from March to April, 1984 on ABC."

@avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus I gotta tell you I've been watching a bunch of Dean Martin videos lately.  Only I try to avoid the earlier ones, because he's frequently paired with some loud guy who pulls a whiny voice all the time.

Eh, I heard ya momma don't dance, and ya poppa's also deficient with relation to rocking, rolling

A Cheap Trick story was guaranteed Lobsters bait.  Careful, it could be a trap

Considered watching The Newsroom tonight… but then I thought about Jim and Maggie struggling with their romantic tension, and Olivia Munn trying to channel Rosalind Russell, and Jeff Daniels' tired, slackened face, and the whole prospect just made me sad.  Even the recent memory of Emily Mortimer's satiny blouse in an

They do a SAW movie-like retcon, and flashback to scenes of Trinity's daughter brainwashing him, making him a ticking time bomb.

Laura Harring is other to no one!

Roger Moore as James St John Smith:

I don't.  He wets his nest.

Doesn't Luke tell Wedge or somebody's damaged ship, to bail out, that he "can't be any help back there"?  Couldn't he have been of some help, by maybe kamikaze-ing backwards into a couple of the enemy ships tailing the rebel fighters?  A good lesson for the 8-12 year olds in the audience was completely missed

I remember [FARTS].

It won't accomplish anything, but… Boo.

ROTJ ending, fan edit: blue ghost Porkins tries to grab the food from a celebrating Ewok's paw, but hand passes through it

You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones.
You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children.
And when you stand in the snow, you look like Andie MacDowell.

I dunno, but my lingo was intended to mean Original Colony.  It's how the cool kids in Williamsburg talk?