Prime terrible VH1 reality shows…oh, how I miss you. The Pick-Up Artist may never be topped for unintentional comedy. I think I spent a year asking people if they saw the fight outside after the first season.

I remember being way too invested in season one and being so disappointed that the guy doing his best Booster Gold impersonation was eliminated for "looking like he was enjoying being a superhero" pretty much.

And launched the career of John Cena! I'm sure this gave him the proper training for The Marine.

So…Bradley Cooper…bad boy of cooking…oh come on, why didn't they just make this a reboot of Kitchen Confidential?

I hope the first five minutes are nothing but Digger and Christopher solving mysteries in a van before transitioning into the regular show.

I always thought Roy Orbison was blind…i mean he had the same glasses and clothes as Jose Feliciano!

Yeah, Futurama knows how to punch you in the gut when it wants to. It's unfair to create sad emotional connections to day-glo '80s pop like Walking on Sunshine and Don't You Forget About Me.

I'm all in if they shoe horn in some kind of venue for up and coming bands to play. Looking forward to The Head and The Heart playing at the Lutefisk Lounge.

I think it's the best lead performance by a wrestler, overall. Andre and Batista both get a lot out of their physical presence and minimal dialogue in supporting roles. And The Rock is great in ensemble pieces, but his leading man efforts (Rundown, Walking Tall, San Andreas, etc.) aren't quite as compelling as Piper,…

It's got to be the best performance by a wrestler in a movie. As great as Andre is in the Princess Bride, Piper had the starring role and was convincing in it. It is crazy in current context to think of someone like Seth Rollins or Dean Ambrose starring in a movie from someone at Carpenter's level and not 12 Rounds 4:…

Maybe this was more of a job for Bill Haverchuck than it was for Sam Weir…

Meanwhile, Michael Emerson College is offering a four-year double major in advanced criminology predicting technology studies and getting punched in the face.

I thought Charles Widmore was definitely going to be there. His treatment of Desmond, authorization of numerous horrific acts, etc. You could also honor Alan Dale's amazing mid-2000's run of playing awful TV dads (Lost, The O.C. and Ugly Betty).

Somewhere Cuse and Lindelof are reading this list and thinking…"If we just would have written a few more terrible father figures, we could have made this list!"