Now Joe can go back to his important work
in the wonderful supergroup Chickenfoot, and jerking off on a fretboard.

Having never been to a film festival, but plenty of music festivals,
I would imagine that your ass gets sore from so much sitting, and that you leave ready for a few days where you don't have to watch movies.

Whoever gets photographic evidence of ZMF's ownage will be doing a favor to comment board humanity.

MYoF
is my favorite AVClub feature. Hats off to Mr. Rabin!

"House" is based on "Operation"

It's like a frame from an animated .GIF.

$6.99!?!??!?!??! There's not even bread on that sucka.

Have they announced a director for POTC4? Cross fingers for Arronofsky!

@ Three times

You read all of that? Wow, way to give someone the benefit of the doubt.

Yeah! Inspire me to barf!

"Shark Sandwich"
Shit Sandwich

Time to go home, slip into a hawaiian themed button-up and comb out the stache.

I think the point is just to show that it's hard to be "green" in any meaningful way, but just because we can't entirely eliminate our negative impact doesn't mean we shouldn't try and find the balance.

I only had to read the first 3 paragraphs to kill my buzz.

Vern?

I don't get it.

Seniors?

Just a dab of correction fluid.

<— Not disgusted.