You read this review
and you're like, "Wow, this sounds really good." Then you look at the grade: F!??!??!?!???!??!?!?!?

This is that movie
where an aged Paula Abdul can no longer entice Crazy Cat, right?

That picture
makes Daniel Tosh look like Kenny Banya.

What is this hot plate? Simpsons quote from the spelling bee episode?

A tough outer shell with a sweet heart.

What now?

No, Fred, it's not.

…depending on how long it takes for the drugs to metabolize.

I wouldn't mind dial-an-insult with House.

Spader is rad.

My mom loves that show. That was enough for me to avoid it.

Every stage actor?

Did I miss the "Wire" reference?

'Sup Coop!

Miller > Arthur Miller

Hopefully a funnier washed up comedian.

Bush!

Rolling Stone is terrible and I read it cover to cover at work every month. This month's cover story: The Jonas Brothers, Boys to Men.

As long as O is still going…
What about ebony?

I heard Asher Roth for the first time on the lake last weekend. Now I know what everyone is hating, and why.