Some people just don't like to think.

It's supposed to be bad. "Bazinga" is what a person with no sense of humor thinks is witty.

What is off-putting about that?

Well she did star in a movie about the German sex cannibal. Not a dull choice, I'd say.

The eyes of British people are a bit over to one side, so it looks normal to them.

They prefer to be called "chicks" nowadays.

"my previous review of the show drew a grand total of nine comments"

He does not know what foreplay is.

He had not yet declared his intention to divorce her.

I wouldn't laugh at either of those costumes, but if you think other people would.  An orc would be fun.  Or you could disassemble a baby doll and attach it to yourself and be Quatto.

I'd say marrying Gwenyth Paltrow requires a certain heroism

Yes!  Yes!!!

I'm with you Narodnaya.  This "nerds can be cool and charming!" crap has to stop.

Or Jello Pudding costumes.

Don't forget the rambling manifesto.

The last time I watched C-Span I saw a Senator doing that.

Why not head to one of these conventions and see if anyone is willing to help you get started?

Well then just make a costume that a heavier person can wear, like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man or Gammorean Guard.

"Winning a cosplay competition doesn’t exclusively entail a cash prize—it’s a launching point for a career"

I'm with you about being with Stephen.