"But doctor, you're the one with all the dirty pictures!"

Exactly right, Pfive.

"So really, the rapist in the audience would probably hear a rape joke and not even think it applied to him."

Yeah, I would be shocked if 14% of women have been raped in their lifetimes.  Here's the National Crime Victimization Survey for 2010:

That's caged heat!

As the emperor Constantine said to Mehmed II at the Battle of Constantinople, piss off.

Which show did—know what? Never mind.

Don't drink your own piss if you're low on water; it's high in salt and will only make things worse.

I figure she wants to stab him and take his keys.

Yep, that's how it is.

Me likey.

"Pardon me, but please don't jaywalk, eh?  Don't be a hoser.  Okay, thanks."

Too bad about Tommy.  He looked like a hippie but was a good guy. 

I love found footage.

Maybe her dad is a complete tool, like Thora Birch's.

A three hour tour?

Crooked Cop From "Cult" (and now a moment of silence.)

Yeah, you're now officially the toughest person on this board.

Do you have Netflix?  On instant streaming there's a movie starring her, "The Caller", and it's pretty good.

The guy Barbie killed was the reporter's husband?  Awwwkward.