I've never shown a high school official to show less than perfect judgment!

Ooh, look at me, I have a date with someone who will do it with me!  Did I mention that we did it?  In the bedroom?!?

You could be right, but there sure are some dirty people out there today.  A few years ago I let myself be dragged to a party and found myself in a house that the producers of "Hoarders" would have run from screaming and gagging.  It's possible that our public aesthetic just won't let filth be aired anymore.

I couldn't agree more.  That's "Alexandra Daddario" with double-D, casting directors!

Now me, I'm a man of action, who acts without hesitation, hence my commenting on an article that was published two days ago.

That meshes with what I've read too.  Most people, in a crisis, just stand around waiting to be told what to do.  They don't even panic, they just stand around in shock.

Yeah, no kidding.  How many people behave heroically in an emergency?

I always wanted to be a tap-dancing ballerina princess veterinarian but I couldn't, and people who remind me of it make me angry!

I always wanted to be a tap-dancing ballerina princess veterinarian but I couldn't, and people who remind me of it make me angry!

I'm sorry to hear that Lemur.  I hope things get better for you. 

I'd give her a chance.  What else do I have to look forward to?

Heehee, "Bunheads."

Heehee, "Bunheads."

When the New Year's ball plummets to the ground, will McMahon order everyone to go on with the show anyway?

Is that a real thing?  I hope so.

Rectum?  Darn near killed 'im!

I don't know what you're talking about but I still laughed.

Just because everything sucks doesn't mean we have to be so down on it.

FLAGGED

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