Next he'll be joining Scientolo—oh.

I liked the movie "Shooter" and have been meaning to give those books a try.  Is any particular one a better starting point than the others?

I liked the movie "Shooter" and have been meaning to give those books a try.  Is any particular one a better starting point than the others?

I know, right?  I often picture Koontz wearing cardboard boxes on his feet and installing gunports in his front door so he can cover the mailman as he approaches.  And there's a high-powered rifle and a map with the ACLU circled on his table.

I know, right?  I often picture Koontz wearing cardboard boxes on his feet and installing gunports in his front door so he can cover the mailman as he approaches.  And there's a high-powered rifle and a map with the ACLU circled on his table.

I'd cry too if I were married to Brian Austin Greene.

I'd cry too if I were married to Brian Austin Greene.

Congratulations! 

Congratulations! 

Thank you for the warning, oh great messiah.  Which scenes in the trailer aren't in the actual film?  Because I thought the trailer was hideous.

Thank you for the warning, oh great messiah.  Which scenes in the trailer aren't in the actual film?  Because I thought the trailer was hideous.

This movie looks absolutely dire.  "Look, the dad is embarrassing his daughter as she talks with a friend!  And the mom is lying about her age!  And the dad feels awkward because he works with a hot chick which could lead to trouble with his wife!"  A better name would be "This is 40 Cliches."

This movie looks absolutely dire.  "Look, the dad is embarrassing his daughter as she talks with a friend!  And the mom is lying about her age!  And the dad feels awkward because he works with a hot chick which could lead to trouble with his wife!"  A better name would be "This is 40 Cliches."

This comment should be etched on a gold plate and sent into space.

This comment should be etched on a gold plate and sent into space.

I'm this close to creating an "Alan Trammell" account.

I'm this close to creating an "Alan Trammell" account.

They live in Canada.  You wouldn't know them.

They live in Canada.  You wouldn't know them.

Thank you for introducing me to Red Letter Media!