For instance, Mindy steps onto scale and is dismayed to see what registers.

She was born in Taxachusettes, so she ain't no American to me!

She was born in Taxachusettes, so she ain't no American to me!

My first comment removed!  Today I am a man!

My first comment removed!  Today I am a man!

Fair enough, but commercials for comedies usually include the funniest parts, so if there's nothing funny I have to wonder.

Fair enough, but commercials for comedies usually include the funniest parts, so if there's nothing funny I have to wonder.

"Whoa, look at this guy over here, he's like "wow!" but then uh-oh, hey, and then you have this woman over here, "aaah!" and "ooooh!""

"Whoa, look at this guy over here, he's like "wow!" but then uh-oh, hey, and then you have this woman over here, "aaah!" and "ooooh!""

People root hard for the Chicago Cubs to succeed, too.

People root hard for the Chicago Cubs to succeed, too.

Bah, I just pack a parachute.  Screw everyone else!

Bah, I just pack a parachute.  Screw everyone else!

Oh just believe what the television hype machine tells you, alright Jay S?  Stop thinking for yourself and give shows the ratings their marketing dollars deserve!

Oh just believe what the television hype machine tells you, alright Jay S?  Stop thinking for yourself and give shows the ratings their marketing dollars deserve!

Oh, there's room, alright.  If I've learned anything from The Learning Channel and A&E, there's plenty of room.

Oh, there's room, alright.  If I've learned anything from The Learning Channel and A&E, there's plenty of room.

This is a higher grade than I expected.  Of the half-dozen different commercials they have shown for this, not one had a joke that I found funny.  

This is a higher grade than I expected.  Of the half-dozen different commercials they have shown for this, not one had a joke that I found funny.  

You BASTARD!