Yes, when she was captured and thrown in the leaky basement her white T-shirt got soaked.  And now we know why HDTV was invented.

Drunk?

Drunk?

That'll do, VanDerWerff.  That'll do.

That'll do, VanDerWerff.  That'll do.

You should have said it in an Edward G. Robinson voice.  "Where's ya messiah now?"

You should have said it in an Edward G. Robinson voice.  "Where's ya messiah now?"

I prefer the Lady Diana myself.  Although traffic is so terrible near it.  There's this awful tunnel…

I prefer the Lady Diana myself.  Although traffic is so terrible near it.  There's this awful tunnel…

Yes but her wet T-shirt distracted people.

Yes but her wet T-shirt distracted people.

How dare he reduce an actress to—holy schnikees, look at the sweater muffins on that one in the striped shirt!!!

How dare he reduce an actress to—holy schnikees, look at the sweater muffins on that one in the striped shirt!!!

I hope the new reviewer will be driven to the edge of insanity too!

I hope the new reviewer will be driven to the edge of insanity too!

Haha Tough-As-Nails  :)

Haha Tough-As-Nails  :)

You can have him.

You can have him.

I thought the whole movie was pretty spectacular, myself.