That's why I'm not rich and famous:  I don't think up great ideas like that!

That's why I'm not rich and famous:  I don't think up great ideas like that!

I shot J.R.!

I shot J.R.!

I can't have a pony either.  My car has horsepower they say but I can't find where they are hiding.

I can't have a pony either.  My car has horsepower they say but I can't find where they are hiding.

What's she got against Amelie?

What's she got against Amelie?

And she won't be nekkid.

And she won't be nekkid.

How about you set your show in one of the world's most important cities and put "NYPD" in the title? 

How about you set your show in one of the world's most important cities and put "NYPD" in the title? 

To Google I go!

To Google I go!

Brad Pitt on *television*?!? Surely you jest!

Brad Pitt on *television*?!? Surely you jest!

Nice!

Nice!

Ruh oh, Sean O'Neal doesn't like people gunning for his job! ! !

Ruh oh, Sean O'Neal doesn't like people gunning for his job! ! !