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Oscar Leroy
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" It also doesn't explain what happened to the Engineers who were in the crypt, given that the door stayed closed."

" It also doesn't explain what happened to the Engineers who were in the crypt, given that the door stayed closed."

Right, they look completely different, so I thought there was no way it was the "Alien" planet…then it was revealed there is a huge terraforming machine beneath the surface and copious amounts of self-replicating environment-corrupting goo stored in flimsy containers.

Right, they look completely different, so I thought there was no way it was the "Alien" planet…then it was revealed there is a huge terraforming machine beneath the surface and copious amounts of self-replicating environment-corrupting goo stored in flimsy containers.

I was told there were nude push-ups in "Prometheus".  There were no nude push-ups in "Prometheus".   :(

I was told there were nude push-ups in "Prometheus".  There were no nude push-ups in "Prometheus".   :(

If there's one thing Liefeld's style works with, it's mangled decomposing bodies.

If there's one thing Liefeld's style works with, it's mangled decomposing bodies.

I know who killed me—Big Fat Face with his funny joke!

I know who killed me—Big Fat Face with his funny joke!

Before "Watchmen" I was a goofy-looking nerd who obsessed over trivia.  After "Watchmen" I was a goofy-looking nerd who obsessed over trivia that had read "Watchmen".

Before "Watchmen" I was a goofy-looking nerd who obsessed over trivia.  After "Watchmen" I was a goofy-looking nerd who obsessed over trivia that had read "Watchmen".

I learn so much in these comments sections!

I learn so much in these comments sections!

I was going to call Brad Pitt, but I thought you might want him.

I was going to call Brad Pitt, but I thought you might want him.

People have directly injected electricity into human body parts for centuries, and none of them swelled up and exploded into green goo.

People have directly injected electricity into human body parts for centuries, and none of them swelled up and exploded into green goo.

Why in the HELL does someone who is trying to avoid being crushed by a falling object run in the path of the object instead of running AWAY from where it is falling?  And not one but two people make that mistake in this movie, and one is only saved because she trips and falls out of the falling thing's path.  And

Why in the HELL does someone who is trying to avoid being crushed by a falling object run in the path of the object instead of running AWAY from where it is falling?  And not one but two people make that mistake in this movie, and one is only saved because she trips and falls out of the falling thing's path.  And