"…relatively very progressive system in the US?"
 
FUCKING WHAT?!?!?!?  Relative to WHO, motherfucker???  Saudi Arabia?  China?  You're out of your fucking mind if you think that the US has a "very progressive" tax system - Jesus fucking Christ.

That guy was awesome!  He was the King…
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
OF CLOCK

Jesus Christ, look at that fucking assholes fucking asshole face.  Holy shit, I haven't wanted to punch someone so hard since Dane Cook.  And did he really say "EDUCRAT CARTELS"?!?  Jesus Christ.

In a world with "My Humps," that counts as Dylanesque brilliance.

Yes, why on Earth didn't the internet react hysterically when "Under My Thumb" came out, and when John Lennon was still making music?

Anyone who doesn't love AT LEAST ONE of Miyazaki's films should 1) never be allowed to review movies ever again, 2) never be allowed to film festivals ever again.  And yes, I'm being dead serious about this.

"As someone who’s never quite fallen head over heels for a Miyazaki picture…"
 
Go fuck yourself.

Happy birthday, motherfucker!
 
I got a question for you: how come you're so awesome?

Jesus Christ, where the fuck does CASD live that she found TWO lame-ass motherfuckers who get squicked out by a little harmless kink?

@avclub-52ed1f89cb6f846e8efba0e4eacf9c27:disqus :

Fuck that.  I would never have watched Firefly if I hadn't seen Serenity first.

Wait, wait, wait!
 
FUCK EVERYTHING.
 
Remember that shit about how "The Fox" or whatever was going to be popular, and we were all, "nah yo, that shit is lame and played out"?  Check this motherfucking shit out, yo - first page of Buzzfeed and everything:  http://www.break.com/video/…
 
"The Fox" is coming, after all.
 
Also,…

You're out of your fucking mind, @avclub-bbc1daaec341f361548af17b7a6f70d5:disqus.  I just Googled Terry Miller, and now I'M gay.  Motherfucker is hot as hell, is what I'm saying.

Dogg, what the fuck does the 2nd Amendment have to do with Trayvon Martin?

Uh, what was the song "Harlem Shake" about?  "Do the Harlem Shake" is almost a blank slate.

You are out of your fucking mind.  Or gay.

I don't know if anybody mentioned it yet (didn't show up in Ctrl-F).  But: Motherfucking Starscream.  Megatron/Galvatron should have wasted his ass in episode 1.

Man, remember when the weird AVC sex in-jokes were all about Prison Wine's rape dungeon, or biastioc's [redacted].  Now it's all about HDB's incestuous sister.  And I dunno man, thinking about HDB's sexual tension with his sister feels kind of squicky, especially since I just got done hitting that.

Ouch.

Naw, nigga.  CB4 is the jam.