You made me watch 32 Minutes of that Cop Drama and Commercials just to get a tiny 20 second trailer for next weeks episode?

Seriously am I the only one who finds it sad that Jack is indeed a better human being than Alec Baldwin? I don't recall Jack ever calling his daughter a pig or having homophobic tweets.

No major deaths? What about Combo man? What about Combo?

I think you're giving Chuck Lorre television way too much credit. There's no story in 2 1/2 Men.

Aren't all women gay? They do love musicals, decorating, and quiche.

Now who will the country get its supply of Fart Jokes from?

I just dream of Jon Cryer leaving the show so none of the original cast stays in. Maybe replace him with David Schwimmer.

Christ, I liked it better when I knew practically nothing about Rachel.

The Oreo being America's favorite cookie pretty much proves how dismal the populists tastes are.

He is right though, Ryan Adams does indeed suck. Of course I think all slow sentimental music is shit, which includes Hannity's favorite country.

I don't know… part of what made The Muppets kinda special was that it had been such a long time since we had scene Henson's creations in a big way, also Amy Adams was insanely cute. I really hope Disney isn't planning to milk it for all its worth.

That combined with Elfman's Simpson Theme played nonstop would drive anyone to insanity.

But what about all his great songs, like uh…. what songs is Chris Brown famous for?

AV Clubs ads are some of the most annoying ads of all time, sorry guys I love your website but you're just asking to be blocked.

I never see a single advertisement for a Starz show (excluding Sparticus). I only learned of Party Down because of the AV Club mourning its too soon finale and only heard of Magic City a couple weeks ago.

"Get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!"

I find it fascinating that music nerds are the only ones who really love technologically obsolete platforms.

In defense of Mike I really can't picture Shrek without the Scotch accent. Fantasy film starring a Canadian Ogre, I can't picture it.

Been a decade since I sat through it. I just remembered that it was set in a place where there was no snow.

Cool Runnings and The Gods Must Be Crazy are the two films I remember seeing multiple times in middle school. My teachers surely loves films about silly Africans.