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Kolchak
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For a quarter of the decade the nation listened to Gene, Roger, and Richard. Without a doubt their reviews on film were a lasting impact and to this day the brilliantly simple "Thumb" system is still the best way to answer the question of whether a film is worth viewing.

I do watch clips of Conan on Youtube every now and then. I think his "Clueless Gamer" segments are a real hoot and I wish it would be spun off into a 30 Minute Television show like Japan's "Gamecenter CX."

You don't fuck with Jay. Right now he's hiding in those NBC Closets devising his schemes to destroy Fallon.

Dennis Miller was great until he decided to become O'Reilly's BFF. His standup was killer and Dennis Miller Live was a great show.

Poor Norm, not intelligent enough to be a cool comedian and not dumb enough to be a mainstream one. I know this will probably upset Tina Fey fans but I still think he was the best Weekend Update host after Dennis Miller.

I feel bad for laughing at "24 carrot comedy." Horribly lame puns are a weakness of mine.

I don't mind it when people dislike Stern, without a doubt more people hate him than like him. But to just scoff off Stern as being nothing more than being a crude Shock Jock who throws Bologna at strippers asses is one extremely shallow look at the show.

Any real Stern fan would know that this rumor is absolutely ridiculous.

Just dreadful, like everything Zombie Simpsons produces?

This entirely, Al Jean didn't save anything. His seasons merely made us realize that The Simpsons was dead and gone forever and in its place was "Zombie Simpsons." Just a constant stream of mediocrity and flat one liner jokes.

I just didn't find it funny. The whole part with Annie pretending to be Jeff's wife, that was just pure cheese antics that I'd expect from ABC Family.

I assumed that popular opinion was that Community Season 3 was the best yet because it never had such a large following on the internet before that.

I'm going to have to dissent with popular opinion and say that I preferred the far more down to earth Season 1 and its slightly wackier Season 2 over the madcap antics of Season 3 where practically every episode of Community felt like a "Treehouse of Horror" style non-canonical episode. I mean everyone calls Chevy

Firsties are just too tempting to not take… it's in my nature as a shitposter.

Liberal? Conservative? It don't matter to me because the only shitkicker music you'll find in my collection is L.A. Woman by The Doors. With the exception of wanting to reminisce about film soundtracks I love I've never had the urge to listen to some country.

If Carrie Bradshaw is just a teenager in the 1980s how did she become a 60 year old hag in 1998?

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks Seyfried could be an Extra Terrestrial. She reminds me of Kif from Futurama.

Seth has had very little involvement in American Dad beyond its first painfully unfunny first season. With that said he's also had very little to do with post cancellation Family Guy and Cleveland Show so you can't really say that its his fault that those shows are complete garbage.

For some reason I purposely hated 30 Rock. I don't know why exactly, maybe I felt the premise of a "Behind The Scenes" comedy was a tired concept. But for whatever reason I ignored the show.

I have nothing to really say about Lena Dunham since Girls is still on my backlog.