I doubt Mr. Burns would be very found of Taft since Burn's mother had an affair with him.

"Bring in the next dog!"

"Bring in the next dog!"

I wonder what Biden's favorite shows are. I bet he's a regular viewer of Workaholics.

I wonder what Biden's favorite shows are. I bet he's a regular viewer of Workaholics.

He was an idiot to not come out of the closet for the ratings. That's what Ellen DeGeneres did and she's been going strong on her talk show for a decade now.

He was an idiot to not come out of the closet for the ratings. That's what Ellen DeGeneres did and she's been going strong on her talk show for a decade now.

Everyone mocks Fox for its trashy entertainment, right wing propaganda network, and their chemical weapon plants in Syria.

Everyone mocks Fox for its trashy entertainment, right wing propaganda network, and their chemical weapon plants in Syria.

Silent Hill 2 could be adapted into an amazing horror film. But no game will ever receive a proper adaptation until it gets a director who actually loves the source material.

Silent Hill 2 could be adapted into an amazing horror film. But no game will ever receive a proper adaptation until it gets a director who actually loves the source material.

I hated the first movie the second I learned that it had Pyramid Head in it. Pyramid Head only belongs in Silent Hill 2 you asswipes.

I hated the first movie the second I learned that it had Pyramid Head in it. Pyramid Head only belongs in Silent Hill 2 you asswipes.

It's supposedly going to be like Esquire. Which makes me assume that it'll just be a second E! Network.

It's supposedly going to be like Esquire. Which makes me assume that it'll just be a second E! Network.

I don't even know how TCM exists in this terrible pantheon of American Television. It really does just play classic films and without commercials to boot.

I don't even know how TCM exists in this terrible pantheon of American Television. It really does just play classic films and without commercials to boot.

I think secretly Mr. Rock actually does loathe Bawidaba as much as everyone else. Not that he'd ever admit it since it did bring him all this fame and attention.

I think secretly Mr. Rock actually does loathe Bawidaba as much as everyone else. Not that he'd ever admit it since it did bring him all this fame and attention.

I thought this was an Onion Article accidentally put on the AV Club.