We all got it coming, Fresh Jive.

Nickelback: Because the single moms at the strip club need something to dance to.

Probably the reason that Skynyrd song's gotten more airplay recently is because one of those hunger dunger dang bands covered it. I think Shinedown?

I'm not sure what that says about hipster culture. "If that beer's good enough for a gas huffing psychopathic rapist, it's good enough for us."

Are you also a powerlifter?

My favorite horror film actress is Katharine Isabelle(I really liked the Ginger Snaps NCC entry). The only difference with her and Kari is I hear Katharine doesn't do nudity though I thought I saw her ta-tas when she got out of the shower in Freddy vs Jason. Maybe the filmmakers sneaked in a tit shot? I could probably…

I had to look that movie up because it sounded Syfy Channel bad. That and "Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2", which also starred Jon Voigt, were Bob Clark's last films? Talk about going out on a low note. Jesus.

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU!

Yeah, those late 80's synth sounds add to PHM's appeal. It should be cheesy as fuck but it still works.

When all else fails we can whip the horses' eyes and make them sleep…and cry!

Holy shit, the producers sign the only actor with even less screen presence than Sam Worthington to their shitty remake? It's like Hollywood is in a race to the bottom with itself on who can find the blandest leading man for their movies.

James: And we don't know Pac-Man Fever.

I would have asked if he's also The Ghost Of Seth Putnam because those titles could also have been Anal Cunt songs.

I wish the Sklar brothers were brought back for Mac's Big Chance instead of the real-life annoying as hell radio DJs.

With the way Skip Bayless was going on about him on ESPN the other day, it sounded like he wanted Tebow to take him to a Broadway show. I was indifferent towards Tebow until I heard Bayless and Woody Paige hype him up. Now I have to root against him because his two biggest supporters are obnoxious assholes. Sorry, Tim.

Micheal Bay's "The King's Explosions" will touch your heart and blow your mind at the same time.

NOTHING MOVES THE ADELE!

As long as it isn't Randy Orton. More like Blandy Boreton. Amirite, brahs?

You'd figure Ned would have more of a problem with going through the south with all those hillbilly rapists and him looking like a hog and all.

I saw the SyFy Channel movie Peter directed, "Beyond Sherwood Forest". He deserved a slap for that.