Probably a couple of Seth Rogen's stoner housemates from Knocked Up. Martin Starr can do it while waiting to do the Party Down movie and Jay Burchel or whatever his name is hasn't been in anything lately. There's your movie, Hollywood. Where's the check?

His vocal chords want to know what the rent's like in Heaven. 

Yeah, Ghostbusters totally blows goats. It's worse than Hitler. *whispers* Genevieve, call me.

"My God, it's full of syphilis!" 

She had a run-in with the chick from Best Coast.That East Coast-West Coast Twee Girl Pop beef ain't no joke, son. Just the other day security had to throw Sharon Van Etten out of a She & Him concert because she was starting some static with Zooey.

Italian Beef for sale! Who wants Italian Beef? I got your Italian Beef, RIGHT HERE!

I'm just worried that the odds are STACKED! against Two Broke Girls making it to a second season.

How much sneeze Gwyneth Paltrow?

Game:Hipsters! Would you jocks care for some Poutine? Le bitches!

You could probably blame Don King for Tyson going off the rails. His original managers/trainers worked with him from the beginning and they seemed to have kept a handle on things. Once King took Tyson from them and surrounded him with King's flunkies and yes-men that's when the troubles started.

She'll change her name after Imogen Poots does. 

Bessie, are you a Vegan from Baltimore? I think we went out a couple times. I would have treated you better than your dad if you'd have let me.

I enjoy her in spurts.

Skip Bayless is my favorite new gimmick poster. Will there be a Woody Paige gimmick poster who uses bad puns and nonsensical rants in their posts next?

The "I'll take your motherfucking ass to a chicken fight" line from "I'm Not A Gentleman" cracks me up.

As soon as she figures that out she'll be pounding ass all over town.

When Kanye storms off the stage they should have Mike Myers come out onstage with a befuddled look on his face.

Would you ask Tom Petty how much fuck?

Are you also a 26 year old powerlifter?

For some reason my country music loving parents had Breakfast In America and Meat Loaf's Bat Out Of Hell albums. I think I liked Breakfast in America when I was a kid but now if any of those songs come on the radio I quickly change the channel. I still kinda like Meat Loaf though. I know, riveting tale, chap.