I was amused that the clueless hotel manager knew what his building's IP address was.

It was no Ashlee Simpson, but whatever song they played was boring as hell. And Chad needs to grow the long locks back, I almost mistook him for a cool guy.

The problem is, the elements that made the show entertaining outside of the bad plots - the kill scenes, Dexter being awkward in social situations, bad innuendos from Masuka - are pretty much missing this season. Even the seasons that we regard as crappy (3 and 5) were still watchable because they still had these…

Yeah Quinn will unfortunately die from some stupid drunken mishap. Not the kill room murder that he deserves for being a shitty, pointless character.

A sex offender who molests other sex offenders. CHESTER.

Blast, looks like I'm in the minority. I'm gonna keep calling them "the zeroes." Hate me now.

Highland, Texas. Population: 20.

The doctor who pulled the doll off of Beavis' hand last week was the plastic surgeon that gave them bigger "thingies" in the old series.

Yeah, that was a little jarring to read. You'd think the author got dumped by Spurlock in high school.

Watching old episodes with a friend one night, we conjured up a theory that the surrounding characters on B&B cannot actually hear/understand what the duo are saying. Everyone on the show reacts to them like we (in real life) react to someone who talks too quietly to understand, or a foreigner who speaks poor English:…

"any aughts-era cultural phenomena"

These days, Dr. Dre produces music much like a producer does movies: Partly involved at its inception, sends notes here and there when he remembers, then slaps his name on everything when it comes out.

Writer 1: "Hey, we're halfway through the season and nothing is happening. What should we do?"

How about Cyber Batista? I hope they show more of the game in development.

The DVD cover is kind of cool, actually. Way better than the generic movie poster I kept seeing the week it played in Ventura.

The Rearden metal, man! It was like 100x stronger than steel and lasted 100x longer.

The Cornholio episode was about a mile ahead of Drones in terms of laughs. "Why do I not use T.P. for my pee-pee?" made me laugh like a 12-year-old again. Drones had some good bits too, I especially liked them headbanging with "dun-da-da-da-dunnn!" after complaining about the game not having any music.

I was hooked by episode two. The pilot had me saying "What the fuck is this" but intrigued me enough to keep going. Now it's one of my favorite shows.

-One half of Deb's face is bigger than the other. I've noticed this since season one, but last night it seemed more prominent than ever.

Yes. I thought that was pretty strange.