I don't get the animosity towards Jeselnik on this site. The economy of his jokes as well as their  impact is really quite something. I am not saying it's anything revolutionary, but there is definitely a very high level of competence and craftiness in his humour.

Sometimes you just gotta take the fuckin elephant you know guys? 
I am trying to make it a common expression.

FORBIDDEN PLANET

You know. Like Fargo.

[Punches Ned Ryerson in the fucking face]

It is powerful indeed and I know that Boogie Nights is great, but how great?

Isn't it a kind of cop-out in your eyes? [that they escape]

Well it looks like that remote is growing out of his body in some Cronenbergian fashion. Good for him.

Is that not sexy too?

Ok who's the wise guy? who placed the Real doll in front of the Franco wax figure?

Ultimatum is what I'd call the weakest Bourne movie, the best being either "The Bourne Supremacy" or "Chastain, Jessica"

It's in your top three Hitchcock then?

I think Castlevania is pretty perfect

Sounds like a pretty good double feature

The final act is too perfect to be perfect. Cheadle in the diner, and the battering of the college student is just too thematically clean and constructed.

Instead of Alien let's say The Thing

I don't know about Dawn. I love the ending, but I don't know that it is a very good one.

Modern Romance
Targets
F for Fake

yup

real time with no cutaways