You need to be quiet while jerking me off.

This is why whenever there's a Django Unchained related article, I'll be there hoping to find some wanting to talk about the masterpiece that cannot be named here: http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

Many a night I have lain awake, wondering: is Boss N-word better than Citizen Kane?

@avclub-1f22330245d3876b50135dd3d3210610:disqus TDKR was a hella lot of fun

Holy Motors motherfuckers!

Now I haven't seen it but isn't it important to remark that Hoffman did originally direct some of "Straight Time" before he hired Ulu Grosbard?

He's no Chevy Chase, I'll tell you that

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus Taken is just a smarter kind of stupid. It's like some of the best modern action sensibilities combined with the comedy of the most ludicrous Charles Bronson vigilantism.

cocker spanglish

Taken is good the way Commando is good. which is to say; great.

Texas Chainsaw Hobos

Chainsaw back 2 the hood

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus This man speaks truth. Old Body Snatchers is better than new and the new The thing is better than old The Thing.

Seriously, it just reminds me of how much it sucks that Schooly D and his Kashmir rap was removed from Bad Lieutenant

William Baudine supposedly

I see what they're going for; remaking TCM and the National Lampoon's Vacation movies in the same movie.

Look what your brother did to the classic! Aint he got no pride in his appreciation of cinema?!

The all new Chainsaw
massacre; terrifying
ly clean and sterile

"He's behind me?" Billy Crystal's behind me isn't he?"

I got to see it at a special showing in a movie theatre earlier this year. It was a one time event, part of a festival. We, the attendees showed up somewhere to be picked up by a tour bus that was to drive us to this theatre. We arrived at the theatre after two hours or so. It was in a secluded suburb, and as we…