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OF WILL SMITH AND KEVIN JAMES

Well this looks much more bland than it shoulda oughta.

Well this looks much more bland than it shoulda oughta.

nope

nope

I'd say Kids in the Hall was funnier than SNL ever was

I'd say Kids in the Hall was funnier than SNL ever was

He could actually make a great Bond villain

He could actually make a great Bond villain

Cage is really becoming the next Vincent Price. A talented, yet always distinct actor, often hamming it up in forgettable schlock whilst still doing the occasional masterpiece.

Cage is really becoming the next Vincent Price. A talented, yet always distinct actor, often hamming it up in forgettable schlock whilst still doing the occasional masterpiece.

How can such a popular franchise have such shit CGI?

How can such a popular franchise have such shit CGI?

The film to me is uncharmingly cynical in its predictable use and disuse of Hollywood tropes; its supposedly fresh raunchiness becoming as conventional and boring as that against which it tries to rebel. We're talking Sandler level comedy without the bigotry. It sucks.

The film to me is uncharmingly cynical in its predictable use and disuse of Hollywood tropes; its supposedly fresh raunchiness becoming as conventional and boring as that against which it tries to rebel. We're talking Sandler level comedy without the bigotry. It sucks.

I laughed so hard I got a terrible speech impediment.

I laughed so hard I got a terrible speech impediment.

Safe Boat

Safe Boat

Thought I saw Elizabeth Banks for a second there. Turns out I didn't. oh.