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The trailer is just sad. It tries way too hard to big itself up.

The trailer is just sad. It tries way too hard to big itself up.

He's  a great actor but really, do we need him to play a key superspywarrior in three major franchises?

He's  a great actor but really, do we need him to play a key superspywarrior in three major franchises?

What I meant was really thematically. "Young people can learn something from old people and vice versa. The old recieve redemption, the young enlightenment" or something like that.

What I meant was really thematically. "Young people can learn something from old people and vice versa. The old recieve redemption, the young enlightenment" or something like that.

the fact that his character in this film so resembles that of Gran Torino weakens both films - which, yeah is kinda sad as Gran Torino was while not great a fine film.

the fact that his character in this film so resembles that of Gran Torino weakens both films - which, yeah is kinda sad as Gran Torino was while not great a fine film.

Eddie is staring at him off camera

Eddie is staring at him off camera

Alan Rickman should play Osama

Alan Rickman should play Osama

In the film Robocop's directives should be shaped around the PG-13 rating, meaning there would be a scene where he either says 'fuck' or kills someone in a bloody fashion and he falls down like he did while trying to arrest Dick Jones. In fact the film should just be "Showtime" but with Robocop and his TV-oriented

In the film Robocop's directives should be shaped around the PG-13 rating, meaning there would be a scene where he either says 'fuck' or kills someone in a bloody fashion and he falls down like he did while trying to arrest Dick Jones. In fact the film should just be "Showtime" but with Robocop and his TV-oriented

The last good thing he was in was Christina Applegate! Yowza!

Why does everyone hate Jim Carrey so profusely?

Why does everyone hate Jim Carrey so profusely?

Paedophilia and incest also make for cop out reveals of why a character is crazy in crime films and thrillers. It's getting to be really obnoxious that instead of real motivation for a character we are treated to "magic trauma".

Paedophilia and incest also make for cop out reveals of why a character is crazy in crime films and thrillers. It's getting to be really obnoxious that instead of real motivation for a character we are treated to "magic trauma".

Victory has defeated you and by "victory" I mean Meryl Streep.