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And then he cood fall in love with Drew Berrymore!

But with millions and millions of dollars. Plus pudding.

I wood!

I wonder if this Sho-Time station is interested in a hi-larious comedy series starring one of the mossed handsome men in America.

Don't feel bad a-bout getting an "F". Netflix will still give you millions and millions of dollars.

I don't think you understand how "movies" work! You see, in movies, their are people who are tolled to reed words that other people have drawn for them, using something called a "scripped." While they are reading those word-drawings, these people make faces and sometimes do things like walk or eat food. This is what's

I personably can't believe that O.J. Simpson won an Academe Award for Jerry Maquire.

They sure is!!!!

Which one is the final Sigh-Lon?

When will Mr. Amigo wrap to us about our Lord and Savor?

SHMACKY DACKY DOOO!

Hey - how did you get a copy of our scripped? I'm going to sew you!!!!

Wet farts are the third most hi-larious of all the farts.

I bribed them with hotdogs and pudding cups and hookers.

Next week, Rob Shnider is introduced as a Mexican Zombie that becomes Rick's new comic-releaf sidekick. He'll be whering a hilariously overzied Mexico-hat, and his catchphrase will bee "Don't ask me, I'm just a zoooombbiiieee."

Wear wood I be able to buy one of these "common sense filters"???

You should learn to word-draw in a Sandler-esk tone. That weigh you can be payed 30 millions dollars to film yourself eating a hot dog and burping!

Wrong, dumbey. Mr. Trump is going to nomenvate me to be Vice President of Being Handsome.

I wood like to be played by Leonard The Caprio.

Just weight until he nominates Adim Sandlur as his Vice President!