I was hoping to win a Can prize two, for my pre-steemed move, The Cobbler.

Ha ha ha, your so stupid.

Should I go to the Dissolve? I tried to join they're commentating club, but they banned me, because they are Anti-Semantic.

This makes perfect cents to me. Pleese leave me your address and I will instruct my friend/slave Rob Sheyder to immediately mail you a check.

For everyone who has gone to see an Adim Sandlur movee in the last few years, you should feel bad….

Weight… is AOL still going to provide excess to the Information Supper Highway? I have been informed that I need it to make my computer go onto the place wear the AV Club lives.

ha ha ha ha haaaa haaa haa haa ha ha ha haaa haaa haaa haa ha ha hah hah ha haha!!!!!

How about some joke about farts?

Weight a second! Is that really true?

I doo!

We got a tax brake for hiring minorities!

No, asshole, my name is Adim Sandlur.

And eskimos!

Because they want to make big giant piles of moneys!

I am going to force Rob Shneyder to legally change his name to Wong Duck Dong!

I have already maid a sin-sear and heartfelt apology to the Native Indians who were o-ffended by my hi-larious jokes.

Thank you Mr. Red. Please tell Mister Box I prefer to be paid in the form of hot dogs. I like them with mustard.

Peter Dingle is funny because he's a midget!!!!!!!

I wood like to acquire the wrights to the "Racing Arms" television series idea. I am prepared to offer up to 100 million dollars, on bee-half of Happy Madisson Productions.

Are you saying that Alec Baldwin is a bicycle sexual?