It's the mossed press-tee-gous award I have ever won!

Deer CB Club Righters -

Because I don't like pickles!

Exactly. Like it wood be grate if The Rock just put on a wig to play the other roll, and that roll was like his twin sister or something and they fight crime together and then Jennifer Anniston falls in love with me because I am so handsum!

How a-bout Adim Sandlur playing the "Hannukeh Song?"

[stifles sob]

Holy crap! Thank you for telling me. I had no i-dee-yah.

A Whale of a Good Show!

I had knot realized that the dragons were gay.

Mr. Dowd - I wood like to buy your script! I am very exited about your idea for old, wrinkly Larry David to play a wizard who dies from an error-e-ction.

In-tree-ging.

It's really sad that Gandalf died. He was a great wizurd.

How about every singul person in town has a twin sister…. THAT SUDDENLY SHOWS UP IN THE FINAL EPISODE!

I wood like too…

To be his-tor-i-kally accurate though, they should all be drunk!

Abs-so-loot-ley knot! Raping is wrong, and I wont' support it.

And stay tuned for Adim Sandlur's debut television comedy…

Starring the most handsum man in the whirled….

Oh that's two bad. I'm sorry you couldnt make it.

Hi Mr. Seven - Hows' it going today. Do you want to come to my Birthday Partey this weekend? We're going to have pudding cupcakes.