NO DUM-ASS, THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED!!!!!

As America's most handsum actur, I considered taking the roll of Dust-Devil.

I'm glad Gandalf has learned-ed to use the Internet.

Wow, seriously?

That is called "Product Placement."

Hello, Mr. Wonder! It's nice to meet you!

I still talk about Hay-Lo.

I take acception to that comment sir. I am going to have my
lawyer sue you immediately!

No dumbass. Hercules died a long time ago, he can't make any movees.

Thank you, your em-a-knence.

Dear CB Club Friends,

Sometimes when I get bored I reed Lenny Dykstra's wikipedia page.

Like a midjet?

I did not know that my business managur, Master Bates, was also representing Mr. Fifty.

I antici-pate that this conversation will be very positive!

I did not no AV Club was in Chicago!

Congradulations!

Allot of people have tolled me to stop acting the way I do, because it's offensive to people with intellectual disabilliteys.

Is it O.J.???

Thank you for the comp-la-ment, sir. And thank you for your service to this country. You are one of the true heroes!