Thats' kind of like how when I was growing up and the docturs tolled my parents I was "autistic"… I knew I wood grow up to be a grate artist.

Wood they be abel to dramatically interpret my lifelong struggle with reeding?

I think its' on the On the Line, but I've nevver been abel to go there.

The Dissolve banned me from commenting on their Information Supper Highway page.

As some anonimous guy on the World Wide Web, I think that Adim Sandlur is a great artist who can never trully be separated from his farts.

You cood go sea "Growed Ups 2" instead!

I prefar Richie Rich, sir.

This articul on the CB Club. 

Pleese don't kill me, Mr. Frankestine. 

Saturday Nite Life, when Adim Sandlur was on it.

No, I stopped pooping in the can wen I lurned about something called "the toilet."

Do you want to bee friends on LinkedIn?

Who waz joking?

I pooped today. 

(Spooler Alert)

Waz your enemy named Uncle Brian?

My cat died two and I was verey sad.

No, my kname is Adim Sandlur, I am a famous comedyman and I have won the mossed Acadamee Awards in history for righting and acting and being hansum.

I think it's racist that they maid the Queen be white.

Pleese don't make fun of Mr. Gandalf.