Buy my cabbages! Buy my cabbages!

Ooh, celebrity endorsements! Now that I've been mentioned by the Ember Island Players, I'm sure to sell a lot more cabbages!

*shudder*

Those women in the picture… I can't stop staring at their CABBAGES!!!

Hey, you have to pay for those!

MY CABBAGES!!!

MY CABBAGES!!!

I love cabbages!

MY CABBAGES!!!

My

Buy my cabbages!
Buy my cabbages!
Buy my cabbages!

MY CABB—

MY MANWICH!!!

MY CABBAGES!!!

MY CABBAGES!!!

Ponytail Guy should have gotten his produce from ME.

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MY CABBAGES!!!

MY CABBAGES!!!

MY CABB-