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Nope.

Jeffrey Tambor or get the hell out!

was it … 2?

why is there no meme of sad Bill holding wii controllers in the basement

no because the 90s are over

not YET

Congratulations!  You have won Comment of the Day (That Made Me Laugh)!

AKA The poor man's Matt Damon.

Telly Savalas: deformed half-finger.  James Doohan was missing a finger.  Telly Savalas would light cigarettes on Kojak using his weird finger & didn't give a shit.

Dude, if you were sitting next to Celine Dion you would notice.

I think Franco Ontarian accents are really pretty!

and… Sting?

I keep wanting them to cast Chris Noth as old sexy vampire.  C'mon, guys!

Dem some stunt eyelashes, Lala.

As a woman my reaction was - ewwwww, what!?  She must have been ROASTING! 

These "reboot" movies are the worst of the lot if you ask me.  Humourless!  If I wanted a lecture I would be going to the Learning Annex, assholes!

Fuck yeah, dude!

I have been waiting for Cohen to finish this thing for years!   DISAPPOINTED!

This movie made it clear to me that Harrison Ford was officially old.  Lots of wrinkly chest scenes.  Oh, and I want my money back.

No, Terry is just a little too high on the hot chain to kill off, c'mon!  Also, I seriously wondered if this was maybe Ur-Germany or Stonehenge England.