not ugly

I read this too quickly and thought Gwyneth was doing crafts.  Now that there is less kitsch potential I am not interested.

I read this too quickly and thought Gwyneth was doing crafts.  Now that there is less kitsch potential I am not interested.

My cat can eat a whole watermelon.

My cat can eat a whole watermelon.

Baby Hugh Hefner. 

Baby Hugh Hefner. 

This review is the funniest staff article I've read on the AV Club, and that's saying something.

This review is the funniest staff article I've read on the AV Club, and that's saying something.

boo

boo

A local "human interest story" type "journalist" I met once claimed that was his favourite movie ever.  I wasn't sure if that was a pick up line or what.  Because why would any human adult ever claim that?!

A local "human interest story" type "journalist" I met once claimed that was his favourite movie ever.  I wasn't sure if that was a pick up line or what.  Because why would any human adult ever claim that?!

Random Roles!

Random Roles!

Uncle Fester farted, they all came out retarded.  That's the way it started, the Addam's Family!

Uncle Fester farted, they all came out retarded.  That's the way it started, the Addam's Family!

Sounds like your mom has great taste!

Sounds like your mom has great taste!

whatever, Major Healy would have been 100% more fun in the sack.