Me too but luckily, like John Semley, I went to wishy-washy United Church of Canada and the answer was, "yeah, dinosaurs existed, probably part of the evolutionary process."  UCC rocks.

And what about Indiana Jones, swimming in gasoline in the 3rd movie?  Even if it floats on top of the water, ow.

And what about Indiana Jones, swimming in gasoline in the 3rd movie?  Even if it floats on top of the water, ow.

So just to be pedantic, I'd like to point out that nobody so far has said Nolan's Inception.

So just to be pedantic, I'd like to point out that nobody so far has said Nolan's Inception.

I always wish they would hypermic pleather jackets from the 70s.  I love that sound.

I always wish they would hypermic pleather jackets from the 70s.  I love that sound.

I just view this as another rule in my drinking-while-watching-movies game.  He said the title.  Drink!

I just view this as another rule in my drinking-while-watching-movies game.  He said the title.  Drink!

BEST INTERVIEW EVER

BEST INTERVIEW EVER

Nardwuar taught me how to edit tape and cut out swear words.  But then told us we could swear all we want on the radio, because this was Canada.

Nardwuar taught me how to edit tape and cut out swear words.  But then told us we could swear all we want on the radio, because this was Canada.

John Larroquette ?

John Larroquette ?

But instead of being about hippies it's about hipsters.

But instead of being about hippies it's about hipsters.

Hobo killing train conductor from Emperor of the North.

Hobo killing train conductor from Emperor of the North.

I would totally watch these in a cheap theatre (maybe $5 a ticket).  Wouldn't they make more money this way? I also wonder who is watching these things otherwise.  How do people even know they exist?