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If anyone's interested I offer you my job for a week in exchange to watch bad movies for $. 

If anyone's interested I offer you my job for a week in exchange to watch bad movies for $. 

A great trailer would say, "now showing in a theatre that sells alcoholic drinks and ejects assholes that check the time every 2 minutes on their phones."

A great trailer would say, "now showing in a theatre that sells alcoholic drinks and ejects assholes that check the time every 2 minutes on their phones."

That Winnebago Man director ruined his own movie!

That Winnebago Man director ruined his own movie!

Ridley Scott's last few movies have been average at best.  I'm also suspicious of this review's grade! 

Ridley Scott's last few movies have been average at best.  I'm also suspicious of this review's grade! 

Finally caught The Hunger Games and my only comment is:  they did it better when it was called The Running Man.   That movie could have used Richard Dawson.

Finally caught The Hunger Games and my only comment is:  they did it better when it was called The Running Man.   That movie could have used Richard Dawson.

3 Fugitives minus all the schmaltz would have been watchable.  some wtf points for Clifford.

3 Fugitives minus all the schmaltz would have been watchable.  some wtf points for Clifford.

Shit Roll… got pretty caught up in it.

Shit Roll… got pretty caught up in it.

I applaud your outrage!

I applaud your outrage!

question for those of you attracted to Giada:  do you also get the hots for T-Rex monsters with bleached teeth?

question for those of you attracted to Giada:  do you also get the hots for T-Rex monsters with bleached teeth?

I love it when Classic AV commentors (TM) show up.