Damn you, Blanche! I've never fallen for this crap before you came along.

Damn you, Blanche! I've never fallen for this crap before you came along.

When I first watched this episode as a kid I got really worried about what would happen if a member of our family got sick because we weren't exactly rich. My mom told me that was only in America, though. So… hurray!

When I first watched this episode as a kid I got really worried about what would happen if a member of our family got sick because we weren't exactly rich. My mom told me that was only in America, though. So… hurray!

Because people like you are incredibly, laughably cheap?

Because people like you are incredibly, laughably cheap?

Er… handles… grips… pointy?

Er… handles… grips… pointy?

Anti-vaccination types do tend to be lefties, though. It's all part of that 'natural' is good, nature and plants love you bullshit.

Anti-vaccination types do tend to be lefties, though. It's all part of that 'natural' is good, nature and plants love you bullshit.

If you consider decomposing an aspect of character.

If you consider decomposing an aspect of character.

It's the only trailer I've ever watched that actually made me sad. I wasn't angry, frustrated or bored. I just felt worse after it than before it started.

It's the only trailer I've ever watched that actually made me sad. I wasn't angry, frustrated or bored. I just felt worse after it than before it started.

He has a ginger scalp? I always thought that was hair.

He has a ginger scalp? I always thought that was hair.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus , it's reverse racism! When will whitie ever catch a break?

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus , it's reverse racism! When will whitie ever catch a break?

If I was here 8 hours sooner, it would have been me.

If I was here 8 hours sooner, it would have been me.