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National Treasure movies > Sean "National Treasure" O'Neal > The Grand Canyon

Is it? Why? I'm so intrigued.

Yes

Who wouldn't pick pirate-whore?

It's a business erection! He swears!

I can't fathom what any of his series would be like without him. You poor, poor Americans. Is there some kind of charity I can donate to?

Rumors? About what? I hope it's nothing bad! Did something happen to his boyfriend? :O

*scruffy voice*

I have. It's a story about how to make a raincoat out of a whale's foreskin and a whole lotta filler.

I made you this formula. I suggest setting the constant at an arbitrary size so that most calculations work out greater than 1.

It never struck you before because you were being sensible before. The church has next to no power at all in Ireland now. We closed the embassy to the Vatican City. Our prime minister gave a speech calling the church a bunch of liars. We're not perfect but Jesus Christ…

I'm a little disturbed by the apparent impression of Ireland as a depressive hell-hole. I'm there right now and it seems pretty nice.

We've changed! Looking out the window, I see only 3-4 dead babies and the barest smattering of mud.

Perhaps Ireland's seven jews are there?

@avclub-efe1051fced36045b29328cfd75c99df:disqus , we culchies are a proud people and you best not cross us.

@avclub-1f5b519cde67ac0d0fcab419aa3048a4:disqus , that was much more polite and thorough than my lazy dismissal. I feel like you should receive points of some sort.

You don't know how statistics work, do you?

"I can't imagine HIV isn't the kind of disease that you pick up whilst going about a normal life."
I… I… can't even comprehend the…

Mine has the faint odour of soiled bananas. Is this normal?