Dan Savage's husband is very attractive.

It's tempting to turn this into the world's most obscure gimmick account…

As a 1-5 year old during that period, I can honestly say that those really were the golden years.

*zombifies*

Is this what Reagan died on the cross for?

@avclub-3da678392d5ac1ff456fe6e06354fdef:disqus , I was sort of mocking myself for not googling it immediately and pretending to be an idiot while the truth is that I'm only moderately dumb.

Turns out that I can "google" (sp???) things.

Didn't he have a show about insects? DID I DREAM THAT?

""Pretended"?"!?

Ya! Can't we just cap her out at like 20,000?

Sorry I'm not famous like you guys?

Geez. Too mean.

He did END a war. And he only technically started one other.

Eurovision is the greatest creation. This includes all things from pottery to early 20th century Slovakian film making. THE GREATEST.

No, it's still complete bullshit but it makes a really odd kind of sense if you don't think about it very hard- like all the best Cliff lines.

That's just Newtonist propaganda.

I'm willing to concede- barring any new revelations- that, indeed, urrite.

Bagel bagel don't click if you don't want to be spoilered bagel SCSFA you're an idiot

Cutting satire!

I see that The North American Larva Council has gotten to you too.