It's always been my dream to have a mediocre rapper partially obstructing my airways. And here are these guys living it.

SOCIALISM

Nobody had to say that.

"whether or not our current system of capital punishment [or solitary confinement, etc.] qualifies is immaterial."
It's pretty damn material. If we're torturing people now, why would more inventive ways of torturing people be something you need to box off as a legitimate question.

Damn constitution!

… he's probably not good with digesting dairy products?

Or, you know, put him in a small, boxy room for a period of time proportional to his offence.

Then why am I so aroused?

We don't. I'm not entirely sure what it was about to be honest.