DON'T YOU HATE PAAANTS??

Photograph, Nickelback

"There's nothing artistic about film." - One of my gf's hippie theatre friends

I just punched a wall.

A Fridge Too Far: A Portrait of William Taft

Three simple words:

::tosses Worthington's corpse at Predator::

::Impales Sam Worthington with spear::

"Julian, let me eat that big, sexy brain."

I also just realized that Jim Lahey and Zombie Jim Lahey would walk and talk the same way…

If the series takes place in Canada, and they can tie in the Trailer Park Boys, I'm all in.

And why do we fall, Master Ben?

Back when in the dorms, a guy who lived on my floor stayed up all night (drunk) drawing obscure scenes from movies onto people's doors (with a sharpie) while they slept.

WOOOO! Lone Star beer!

Look, Hiddleston can either be in my Tumblr or in me, and since there are things called POLICE…

Just wanted to stop by and point out that the music used in the above trailer is the theme from Broken Arrow.

I'm seein' double!

RUINED US ALL! RUINED US ALL!

Yeah, "I'll send YOU to Belize" is definitely going to catch on.

"Bringing the show to a halt with his screams"