My god…

And iron helps us play!

The Bible II: Freddie vs. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

"AV Club loses El Dan, but gains Family Guy gimmick poster"

I honestly can't tell if this is a real, shitty excerpt from Family Guy, or an accurate/hilarious portrayal of a what Family Guy considers a joke…

I will profit from you! No matter how long it takes! No matter the medium!

You can bang Al Pacino's adopted daughter in a jacuzzi, in his ex-wife's ex-husband's post-modern bullshit house, but you do NOT get to watch his big-screen tv!!

'died noisily' is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thank you.

"Brad Pitt tosses Marc Forster's toupee in garbage can"

I told ya I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me!

"Midnight, the Stars and You" by Al Bowlly

I'd watch this.

I'm retarded and was about to look this up.

Don't worry, you're not alone.

Doc Holliday is a goddamn lifetime pass or life isn't worth living anymore!

Vincent holding Neil's hand, to comfort him as he dies, as Moby plays…

No one, ever, has meant 'Harold Ramis'

"Gary?"

Who HASN'T left a voicemail for Bill Murray?

My all time favorite movie.  Not the best movie I've ever seen, sure, but definitely my most watched and most enjoyed.