Yeah, as much as it hurts to admit, this joke contained at least 1-2 assumptions that were over my head, as well as 5-8 extra words…

Thank you! I read it once, realized I didn't understand what I had just read, then was too afraid to go back.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus , you were expected to watch Just Shoot Me at the age of 9? Did I read that correctly? Lol

I was 14 when it came out. At 14 I was at the PEAK of shitty taste in EVERYTHING. I bought Smash Mouth and Sugar Ray CD's, thought shows like Just Shoot Me were hilaaaaaarious, and rented the movie Orca on more than zero occasions.

The rise of ZMF has gone against everything I've come to believe about bitching endlessly on comment boards. The sky's the limit. Rage on you unstable fuck.

I always remembered this coming from Bryce, but turns out it was Van Patten. Great quote.

You registered JUST to say that? You better has asperger's or something…

I made the mistake of letting morbid curiosity allow me to listen to the 911 call (when posted on msn a few hours ago). Hearing someone so entertaining, so funny, and so talented, in this state of mind… It really just sucks the hope right out of ya.

God bless GameShark.

I was in high school at the time, but yeah, it owned us all. Power weapons in Facility. For fun, proximity mines in Complex. Fucking terrifying.

I still think it's possible to accurately shoot two sniper rifles at the same time while running sideways.

Goldeneye ruined me

pffff, it won't be as good as the Vigilante 8 movie

NOTHING IS OVAH!!!

"imprison the world in the twisted stalactites of his smirk."

Walt?

Michael Showalter: Hey, we're doing a sequel to Wet Hot American Summer. You in?

No moon money for you, McCutcheon.

Don't get me started on the rave scene. I'm really glad you mentioned it because I totally forgot that I skipped that entire portion. >>CLICK

This gave me goosebumps. No wait, it's 65 degrees in my office. I don't want to see this, fuck you.