The AV Club commentariat bows to no one in its commitment to geeky references OR filthy double-entendres, so this is really a home run.

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[Nick Fury does "the Gator Dance" down the hallway]

I edited it because your rage was starting to singe my eyebrows!

Here's a little song from a god to a slave
I never should'a been let out the stinkin' microwave
I'm on your planet, I'm runnin' amuck
I should give a poop but I don't give a toss
Since a was a scumdog, I blew a bubble gum bubble
I need a muther flippin' scoo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo
Burning a mall or two, I think I'm gonna…

I distinctly remember reading in the wake of Henson's death, amid all of the comments from his friends and co-workers, a couple of them saying that the only vice they could ascribe to Henson was that he had "an eye for the ladies". There was no elaboration, but I've always thought that more info on that front might…

Oh, I've watched that video. And, yeah, Niagara Falls.

You think about everything.

Wouldn't JAR have to put on about 70 lbs. of muscle to pull that off?

I'd like to see more of Sarah wearing saddle shoes. TMI?

Please, please: Bravermyn.

I love the fact that it would even occur to someone to create this.

It's supposed to be pretty good.

But no! I've been a big fan of Science Friday with Ira Flatow forever! Just gimme the science, baby!

I kind of DO agree with that, K. Thrace! Although I would never make myself listen to a whole PHC episode just for Guy Noir. I'm content to just watch Kevin Kline in the movie and be done with it forever. And wouldn't that show be immesurably better if it really starred Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly?

Aww, see, now I feel bad about disliking it so much, @avclub-be5dfeb671c12d7520445b9292e10d13:disqus . The enthusiasm is the main reason I keep giving it a try and it's why I feel like a jerk for being so negative, but what can I tell you? I reeeeally can't stand the show.

You're totally correct about the 3/3 thing, @avclub-04aaf6bb57192f12fc4b7f218044a584:disqus , but I like that segment anyway.

Fair enough!

Many of them appeared to be wearing high-top white sneakers for some reason. But they also shot missiles with giant rubber balls on the end!

He was a great fit, but nothing gold can stay.